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Comedian Actor Writer

'One of the UK's sharpest comedians' - The Herald

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Alistair Barrie is one of the most sought after headliners on the international comedy circuit. His biting topical comedy has seen him perform all over the world including acclaimed performances at the Cape Town, Melbourne, New Zealand and Edinburgh Festivals, where he has twice been nominated for best show. He is a regular at Glastonbury, on the BBC, Times Radio and a wide range of podcasts.

Alistair is the only comedian to have played both the Labour and Conservative Party conferences. He has also written for household names such as Frankie Boyle, Jason Manford and Jack Whitehall.

'A no frills master of his craft'
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The Scotsman

Corporate

Alistair regularly performs at corporate events all over the world. He is able to tailor his performance to each individual company or event demand as a speaker, MC and awards host. He has entertained clients from Athens to Porto, and in venues from The Dorchester to London Zoo.

'You just held everything together and drove it through and made people laugh and laugh.' - 
Jenny Seagrove - Mane Chance

'You were brilliant. A class act.' Cathy Newman - Channel 4

'I just wanted to say a massive thank you to Alistair for last night, he absolutely smashed the awards and I’ve had nothing but positive feedback about his performance.' Tom Allen - Incisive Media

Recent Corporate Clients include:

Atea
AXA Insurance
Barkers Shoes
Beigene UK Ltd
BUNZL
Chartered Institute of Builders

Computing Security Awards
European Sports Festival
The Fortius Clinic
Mishcon de Reya
Norfolk Care Awards
Sony

Statoil
Tax Efficiency Awards
TMT Finance
UBS

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PAA Awards
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Voiceovers

Alistair is an established voiceover artist with a native RP/London accent. He has a deep, characterful tone, perfect for narration, advertising and comedy. Not only does he have a great facility for accents and vocal range, he was informed by a recent casting director he holds the record for the fastest sight read T's & C's they'd ever heard. Sadly this has not made the Guinness Book of Records (as yet.)

Alistair's recent clients include Jaguar, Panadol and Jameson Whisky. His suggested age range is thirties to sixties.

He has a home recording set up including soundproofing, Rode NT USB microphone/Mac hardware and Audacity software.

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Cannery Row by John Steinbeck
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Charlie & The Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
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Aliens Love Underpants by Claire Freedman
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'Woke in Progress'

 

Recorded Live at The Comedy Store, London.

'Utterly, utterly hilarious'  ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 

The Student Paper

'Alistaircratic'

 

Recorded Live at The Liquid Rooms, Edinburgh.

'This is about as good as it gets' Fringe Review

'An absolutely stunning hour of political comedy' Entertainment Now

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Contact

For all work enquiries, please contact Alistair's agent:

 

Jacob Howe-Douglas:
HD Management
10c Westbourne Terrace Road, Little Venice, London W2 6NG
+44 (0) 203 6673 671
email: jacob@hd-management.co.uk
www.hd-management.co.uk

Photos

Click on link to download.
Woke in progress
©SpinKreative
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©Hannah Isted
NZ Gala
©Samuel Pietras
Alistaircratic01
©SpinKreative

Video Clips

New clips are regularly posted on Alistair’s social media channels. 

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Foodponce

Blog

Alistair writes reviews of restaurants he visits on his travels. Please click here to visit the Food Ponce blog.

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